There was a little 3 1/2 year old fellow playing Indian outside just a bit ago. I called said fellow inside to finish the salad left uneaten on his plate. After coming in, I was informed that "Indian's don't eat salad. They eat corn".
One morning a while back, Hilkiah announced that he wanted to have 19 kids. His older sister responded along these lines: "You don't want to get married, and you have to get married to have kids." Hilkiah's explanation for why he didn't want to get married was "I didn't want to get married because I thought every time you got married you had to fight in the army." :-)